Women and veteran-owned small business

Crazy Beach Boards (CBB) is a Women and Veteran-Owned small business operating seasonally out of Florida and Maryland.  We offer heirloom quality Charcuterie Boards, Modern Serving Trays and Ocean-Poured Resin Art.  We work with local sawmills and hand select only the most unique reclaimed timber.  Once selected we do artistically focused custom cuts, plane and process the board.  Finally, we hand sand and adorn with unique handles and season with our proprietary blend of food grade oil and wax.  Your board comes ready for use!  In-house laser engraving captures your personal handwritten recipes, pictures, lyrics, or poems!  Our goal is to provide you a quality product at a fair price.  Let us work with you to design the perfect gift! 

Crazy Beach Boards has products at the following locations:

Joseph's Department Store

122 N Washington St, Havre De Grace, MD 21078

Artisans' Shoppe at the Gerry House

18 S. Main Street, Port Deposit, MD 21904

The Grazing Room at Boards by Dana

15 E Churchville Rd #109, Bel Air, MD 21014

The Black Squirrel Bookstore and Speakeasy

1118 New York Ave, St Cloud, FL 34769

You can also purchase items from this website AND we setup at Vendor Events in Maryland during the Summer and Florida during the Winter.

Reisterstown 3rd Annual Beer and Wine Festival June 1st, 2024 

(Reisterstown, MD)

Caribbean Wine Splash Festival August 3rd, 2024 (Dove Valley Winery)

Arts, Wine, Jazz & Soul Festival August, 3rd 2024 (Havre de Grace, MD)

4th Annual Susquehanna Wine and Seafood Festival September 21st, 2024 (Havre de Grace, MD)

Harford County Wine Festival September 28th, 2024 (Bel Air, MD)

Maryland 5 Star October 17-20, 2024 (Fair Hill, MD)

A portion of the proceeds from each sale is donated on behalf of Crazy Beach Boards (CBB) to the Fisher House Foundation.  We were a military family for nearly 36 years and part of the CBB mission statement is to give back to service members and veterans.  By helping to support the Fisher House Foundation we can do just that.  Below is an excerpt from the Fisher House Foundation mission statement.

 Fisher House Foundation builds comfort homes where military & veteran families can stay free of charge, while a loved one is in the hospital.

These homes are located at military and VA medical centers around the world.

 Fisher House Foundation also operates the Hero Miles program, using donated frequent flyer miles to bring family members to the bedside of injured service members as well as the Hotels for Heroes program using donated hotel points to allow family members to stay at hotels near medical centers without charge. The Foundation also manages a grant program that supports other charities and scholarship funds for military children, spouses, and children of fallen and disabled veterans. 

Source: Fisher House Foundation, 8 November 2023,   About - Fisher House Foundation 

Fundraising for the Police Unity Tour!

Crazy Beach Boards donated the above-pictured board to help raise funds in support of the Police Unity Tour.  

The primary purpose of the Police Unity Tour is to raise awareness of Law Enforcement Officers who have died in the line of duty. The secondary purpose is to raise funds for the National Law Enforcement Officer's Memorial and Museum. 

To donate see:

https://www.policeunitytour.com

We love being a part of Special Projects big and small.  This project was done in memory of a loved one by encapsulating a lock of hair in epoxy resin.  We then attached the heart to a meaningful poem and created enough Pocket Hugs for each member of the family. 

Other examples could include funny sayings for Valentine's Day, Resin Bunnies for Easter, and even pet memorials.

What Special Project can we create with you?

Facebook

https://www.facebook.com/crazybeachboards

Instagram

https://www.instagram.com/crazybeachboards/

Crazybeachboards@gmail.com

or

(804) 536-5365

(804) 731-6040

Do’s

To clean, use a wet cloth or small amount of soap (if necessary), dry immediately. Note: soap draws out the natural moisture in your board. If your board looks a bit dull, treat with food grade oil such as mineral oil.  Wait a bit, then rub in food grade wax to keep your board water repellent. 

Don’ts

Never put your board in the dishwasher or soak in water (this will ruin your board causing it to absorb too much water, warp, bend and crack).

Don’t use olive or vegetable oil to moisturize board.  This will cause the board to become rancid.   Do not cut on resin.

Pro Tip

 1.  Dense hardwood lumber with a closed grain like maple, walnut and cherry are among the best cutting board materials.  2.  Spring clean your board with salt and lemon.  Cut lemon in half, sprinkle salt on board, rub lemon on salty board, this acts as a natural scrub for stains and will disinfect and deodorize too! Dry immediately and re-oil your board for many years of enjoyment.

Warning

Wood is a natural product, follow the abovementioned recommendations to prevent cracks, drying out, splintering and to assure food safety. DO NOT USE YOUR BOARD IF CONDITION OR FOOD SAFETY ARE IN QUESTION.   All Crazy Beach Boards products are initially seasoned with food safe oils and waxes.   Crazy Beach Boards is not responsible for the safety of food items placed on our products after the sale as we have no control over how the food is prepared or how the board is maintained.